A Tale of two blondes….two blondes walk into a jungle….a blonde walks out of her car….

Gabby Petito’s father posts about a missing blonde girl, the DVIC, its “web sleuths”and its crisis PR apparatus is virtually silent, this time, dumping the burden of publicity into the lap of a grieving man.

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said,
“It’s dark in here isn’t it?”
The other replied,
“I don’t know; I can’t see.”

But the DVIC and its “web sleuth” apparatus isn’t color blind, so there’s that…

A couple of blondes got lost at the mall. So they go to the map, where they see a red arrow says:
YOU HARE HERE one blonde looks at the other and exclaims: ‘WOW! how do they know that?’

They didn’t–because they are “web sleuths!” See this post for reference.

Mikaiya Ileen Richardson was last seen on October 22 in Waterford, Michigan. Image: The Sun

I think someone forgot to tell Gabby’s dada that the DVIC and its “web sleuths” are a racist bunch of folks who HAAAATE black, brown, and other people.

Hey–Gabby’s dad! START A FOUNDATION IN GABBY”S NAME TO ASSIST THE GRIEVING PARENTS OF ONLY BLACK- BROWN AND OTHER PEOPLE!

Because as you see–the vultures that run the DVIC don’t give two shits about THOSE people–and your daughter still has nedia attention two months in.

Meanwhile, in Arizona: did you hear the one about the one armed geologist? No, seriously…

Daniel Robinson has been missing since June 23rd–but no one knew until a blonde walked into a restaurant….